Happy Thanksgiving friends! Before I go stuff my face (and probably drink a little too much wine) with family, I wanted to share some cute and punny instagram captions for all of those grams I know you’ll be posting later on when you’ve turned into a couch potato!

  • Let’s get basted
  • I yam what I yam
  • Fifty shades of gravy
  • Zero plucks given
  • Eat hard, nap harder
  • I get pie with a little help from my friends
  • Hey there, cutie pie
  • Eyes on the pies
  • My role at family functions is to look the best and drink the wine
  • Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants
  • What a cluster pluck
  • May your pants stay stretchy, your glasses stay full, and your family avoid talking politics
  • Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
  • Every day is leg day
  • ThankFULL
  • Feast mode
  • I cran and I will go back for seconds
  • Too soon for leftovers? Asking for a friend.
  • Nobody puts gravy in the corner
  • Gobble ’til you wobble
  • This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend
  • Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
  • Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
  • Cranberries without vodka? Must be Thanksgiving
  • It’s all gravy, baby
  • Official occupation: couch potato
  • Is it time for leftovers yet?
  • Thanksgiving is plucking awesome
  • To do: Eat, drink, nap. Repeat.
  • Alexa: activate feast mode
  • My fondest Thanksgiving memory is sitting at the kids table and not being judged
  • My mom’s Facebook friends are going to lose it over these Family pics
  • Staying single, eating double, drinking triple
  • One of my biggest fears is that I’ll marry into a family that runs 5ks on holidays
  • Get your fat pants ready
  • Keep calm and gobble on
  • You know I’m all about that baste
  • Sweatpants are all that fit me right now
  • Just keep eating, just keep eating
  • Pro tip: You don’t have to answer your family’s questions if your mouth is full of food
  • Seasons eatings!
  • Turkey thot
  • Mom asked what I was making for Thanksgiving, I said ” a scene”
  • Let’s play “how drunk can I get at the family gathering without them knowing?”
  • Pies before guys
  • #blessed
  • You miss 100% of the leftovers you don’t take
  • Clear plates, full stomachs, can’t lose
  • If you ran a 5K this morning, we are not the same
  • No relationships were harmed in the making of this Thanksgiving dinner
  • Red wine pairs best with my relatives
  • Thanksgiving is a marathon, not a sprint
  • If there are leftovers, you’re just not trying hard enough
  • No food left behind
  • It’s all fun and games, until your pants don’t fit anymore
  • Carb loading for Black Friday