50 Fall Instagram Captions + Houston Pumpkin Photo Ops

Someone recently asked me if I preferred deep or witty Instagram captions and I think you all know the answer to that one. I pride myself on witty, funny captions because my philosophy is that we could all use a little smile or giggle while scrolling through Instagram am I right?! In addition to all of the best Fall, pumpkin, and Halloween captions out there, I’m also including links to all of my favorite Fall outfits as well as the best spots in Houston to get your basic ol’ pumpkin pictures.


“Sweater weather is better together”

September Top Ten Purchases

“Beanie Baby”

Fall Instagram Captions

“If you have never FALLen in love at first sight, you’re shopping on the wrong site😉

“Bet you didn’t know that girls get even more basic when the temps drop did you?”

“Give em pumpkin to talk about…”

“I’m so happy to live in a world where there are Octobers”

  • Keep calm and Fall on
  • Fall is in the air
  • The only thing getting ‘lit’ this weekend are my fall scented candles
  • Oh my gourd I love fall.
  • Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
  • It’s Fall, y’all.
  • Help! I’ve FALLen and I can’t get up
  • Don’t stop be-leafing.
  • New season, who ‘dis?
  • Cutest pumpkin at the patch
  • How ’bout them apples?
  • Autumn skies and pumpkin pies.
  • Wake me up when September ends
  • FALLlelujah
  • Where does all my money go? It’s like hocus pocus I’m brokus.
  • Fall is my second favorite F word.
  • Here we see basic bitches in their natural habitat.


“RIP to all of the money I’ve spent on PSL’s this Fall”

September Top Ten Purchases

“Pumpkin spice and everything nice”

Fall Instagram Captions

“Hello Pumpkin”

September Top Ten Purchases

“If pumpkin spice lattes didn’t exist, neither would I”

Fall so hard motherpumpkins wanna spice me”

“They say you are what you eat…well then I’m definitely turning in to a pumpkin”

“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pumpkin and the spice 🎃

“Pumpkin spice up your life”

Fall Instagram Captions

  • Pumpkin flavor my damn oxygen
  • It’s okay, pumpkin. I’m extra too
  • Will open the door for pumpkin spice anything.
  • What’s my blood type? Pumpkin spice.
  • Scary. Posh. Pumpkin. Baby. Sporty, Ginger.
  • Life hack: drink 13 PSLs in a row, and your bathroom will smell just like Fall!
  • We go together like pumpkin and spice
  • Thanks a latte.
  • Stressed, blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed
  • Let there be pumpkin spice!
  • It’s 97 degrees outside, keep your pumpkin spice away from my margarita!
  • You had me at PSL
  • How to enjoy a PSL. Step 1: throw it in the trash.
  • I love you more than a basic bitch loves pumpkin spice.
  • Can a person live off of pumpkin flavored everything? Asking for a friend.
  • If it isn’t pumpkin spice, I dont want it.


“Witch way to the wine”

  • Creep it real
  • Get in loser, we’re going trick or treating
  • If you’ve got it, haunt it
  • Trick or trick yo’ self.
  • Boo, Felicia.
  • I’m here for the boos
  • Resting witch face
  • All the dust and cobwebs in my house just became decorations. Thanks Halloween!
  • If you were a ghost, you’d still be my boo.
  • If one door closes and another door opens, your house is probably haunted.
  • “Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” -Hocus Pocus
  • Witch way to the candy?
  • Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus.
  • Halloween is not a day. It’s a lifestyle.
  • Life is scary, find your boo.


Houston Pumpkin Patch

  • Corneulius Nursery– In the heart of Houston and where about 99% of these photos were taken. Great nursery year round but especially love them this time of year. They also already have their Christmas trees/decor out at this point!
  • Blessington Farms– This place has everything! Blueberry and strawberry picking. Tons of games and hayrides. Currently home to an adorable pumpkin patch out past Katy in Willis, TX.
  • Faith United Methodist Church– If you are near the Woodlands area, this Church has a pretty big selection and is very family friendly. They aren’t activities but if you need to buy a pumpkin, this is perfect for that!
  • Old Time Christmas Tree Farm–  Located in Spring, TX it is normally a Christmas Tree farm but their pumpkin patch during October and November is amazing plus lots of fun activities for the entire family.
  • St. Luke’s United Methodist– Beautiful church in the heart of Houston. There are no other activities besides picking pumpkins and taking cute photos!
  • Tomball Corn Maze–  A 5 acre corn maze + pumpkin patch. Check out their website for themed weekends as well as speciality food trucks.
  • Dewberry Farms Pumpkin Patch– An 8 acre farm located in Brookshire, TX. You could spend all day here! It is the priciest but largest selection of pumpkins and arguably the best for photos.

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Last Minute Halloween Costumes


Where’s Waldo?



Despicable Me! Minion






Sandy from Grease



Not going to lie, I plan on being Waldo for the third year in a row now. I’ve somehow had all of the outfit pieces in my closet all of these years. Don’t ask me how! If you are always a little last minute like me, I bet you have one if not all four of these costumes in your closet! And if you don’t I bet your sister or friend does 😉

If you are here because you are “late to the ballgame”, I rounded up a few Halloween tops above that you can order now and have on hand for next year so even if you are caught without a costume, at least you’re festive! Happy Halloween to you and stay safe friends!

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Witches Brew Halloween Party Punch

Easy 3 Ingredient Witches brew Halloween Party punch

Easy 3 Ingredient Witches brew Halloween Party punch

Easy 3 Ingredient Witches brew Halloween Party punch

Sign: Similar | Martini Glasses: Target ($14) | Cauldron: Walmart

Happy Halloween friends! I decided to forgo the normal fashion post and bring you a fun, holiday themed post instead. My roommates and I celebrated Halloween a little early this past weekend and decided to throw a last minute costume party. Obviously no halloween party would be complete without a little bit of party punch, but halloween themed for the occasion of course!

Since this party idea was super last minute, we wanted something fast and easy to be able to serve for drinks. Disclaimer: you will have to look past the horrible lighting of these pictures. I can assure you that the quality of the drinks are much more enticing and my excuse is that these pictures happened after a few drinks and I decided I had to share this creation with all of you. Que me throwing a couple of halloween decorations together and pouring our concoction from a red solo cup to a martini glass (because that just looks way more classy), and you have an easy 3 ingredient witches brew halloween party punch!

3 Ingredients:

  1. 2 quarts of lime sherbet
  2. 2  (2) liter bottles of ginger ale or sprite (diet version if you would like it to be less sweet)
  3. 1 cup of Vodka (optional)

Pour your 2 bottles of ginger ale or sprite into a large bowl. We opted to use a festive cauldron that we picked up from Walmart for less than $5. Slowly stir in your sherbet. Break up the sherbet chunks as much as possible. Depending on how strong you would like your punch, start adding in your vodka. I suggest 1 cup and then it is up to your discretion after that!

And there you have it folks, it could not be any easier! On a side note I would love to hear what you are doing for Halloween. Since I celebrated this weekend, you will most likely find me curled up on the couch watching Hocus Pocus. If you are needing any last minute costume ideas, you can find my last minute DIY “Where’s Waldo” costume that I made on my Instagram. I will also link everything you need to recreate the outfit below. Also, one of my good friends, Dawn from Dawn. P Darnell blog, rounded up the best DIY costumes here. If you waited until the last minute like me, you will definitely want to give those a look. Be safe tonight and happy Halloween friends!

Where’s Waldo Costume:

Easy 3 Ingredient Witches brew Halloween Party punch
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